FATHER CHRISTMAS JOKESWhat do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Father Christmas wins a saucepan in a competition.
Now that's what you call pot luck!
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
Santapplause!
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
Because they both have "Sandy claws"!
What does Father Christmas call his money?
Iced lolly?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause!
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